So your getting married, you’ve got the perfect castle hotel to host it, and best castle hotel accommodation to go to afterwards the dresses she wanted so all the brides maids match and everythings going great, just one problem -no-ones booked a wedding band -uh oh!
3 bands for your consideration (and other nominees) you should be thinking twice before booking.
- ROCK -An Iron maiden tribute band -now i love Iron maiden, and if you do as well, by all means, try booking a maiden tribute act (or the real Iron Maiden, if your Bruce Dickinson’s third cousin twice removed’s brother uncles great aunt). There are hundreds of great Maiden tribute acts from HI-ON maiden (get it?) and all the female group the Iron Maidens- but the bride will cry her eyes out when they dedicated the song ‘run to the hills’ to the groom. You may be amused, your guest may even laugh- but i can guarantee she wont find it funny and thinking of divorce as soon as she gotten married.
Other nominations could include:
Motley crue, the Rolling stones, Motorhead, Nile (though that would be quite cool).
- INDIE -Coldplay. The happiest day of your brides life -and Chris Martin turns up to depress everyone before the celebration has really even begun? Maybe the question should be ‘what does this man have left to be depressed about?Because fronting a successful band, marrying an pretty actress and having millions in the bank must clearly be as depressing as it looks? You basically can guarantee that dance floors gonna be empty.
Other nominations could include:
Radiohead, Keane, U2.
- RAP – 50 cent. ‘Fiddy’, as hes known to his friends, have been shot a staggering nine times and lived- and he doesnt seem content to let us forget. He’s gonna be very lucky on the night if no-one tries to make the tenth time a charm if he keeps repeating it. His huge entourage is going to include a crew of other rappers, dancing girls, a dj or two and some very nice cars, so it wont be cheap. And they’ll be no food/booze/seats for your families -not a great move. 50 cent is sporting some well tailored suits these days- hes guaranteed to show you up, and maybe the bride if hes bought the ‘bling’ along.
Other nominations could include:
Snoop Dogg, X-hibit, Vanilla Ice.